THE????....(Laughing Trip).....

This was an email sent to our yahoo group...In the story, a girl recounts her love affair and I was laughing hard when I read it...Thought maybe this could give you some laugh as well......Crooked English.....lolz!....

We' ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it's only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, "I hope you don't mine. Can I get your number?" Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn't give it back? He explained naman na it's so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i'm wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba ! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we'll go ouch na rin. Now, we're so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I'm 33 na and I'm running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you marriage me?" I'm in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it's four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, "Well, well, well. Look do we have here." What the! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn't want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don't want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, "please, mine you own business!" Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it's not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I'm so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He's so supportive. Sabi niya, "Look at is this way. She's our of our
lives."

Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we'll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second emotion.

LaughStuff (Tickle your Funny Bones)

Over the years I've had my share of bloopers and funny anecdotes. Some of them are even shared by friends and colleagues. I'd like to share them here....it might just brighten up someone else's day......

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From a friend:

A few days ago I was looking for some accesories for my car at a car shop,, A young pretty lady came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The saleslady gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'
Guess what she meant by '710'?---->

Bloopers 101
In a recent job interview, the interviewer asked me if I can elaborate more on the operation I had back in high school. So I went on and said, it's a cyst. It's "in-grown"....err...."inborn"..sorry....In my mind I was laughing but I continued telling her my story....@

We went on an island getaway a few summers back, and we decided to take a luxury ship for adventure We were assigned to two different cabins and one time, some of our friends visited our cabin for pictures and a few chit chat. I was tasked to take their picture, then just as I was about to click....the bed where my friends were posing, dropped.....it literally fell down and so did my friends....@

At work, my colleague was on break and was sitting beside me, listening to my calls..for about 15 minutes. Then it was his time to log. And his first call came and he went with this spiel "Good Morning this is Cherry"....in his very low voice...Apparently he has not gotten over my spiel....hahahahha....